Puertorican Swagger

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kevvn:

GG7

so so so beautiful

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Bloodninja:

Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate:

K, but don't tell anybody ;-)

DirtyKate:

Who are you?

Bloodninja:

I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

Bloodninja:

And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate:

You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

Bloodninja:

Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate:

Haha! OK

DirtyKate:

Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

Bloodninja:

Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate:

I want everything, baby!

Bloodninja:

Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate:

Umm...Yes

DirtyKate:

So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

Bloodninja:

Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate:

I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

Bloodninja:

You can't hurry good pizza.

Bloodninja:

I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate:

So you're at my front door now.

Bloodninja:

How did you know?

Bloodninja:

I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

Bloodninja:

Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate:

ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

Bloodninja:

So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate:

Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

Bloodninja:

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate:

What the fuck?

DirtyKate:

You perverted piece of s**t

DirtyKate:

F**k

Posted on July 28, 2012 via Otaku Loser with 177 notes

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